The first Interview

It was a bright sunny day....where every cute(senseless) engineers were roaming here and there to get a job in big campus recruitment.
I was standing with my frnd in formals (looking like a cheap hero) and asked one question, to which they react in such a way as if i have asked there kidney!!!.... I asked-" Yaar salary kitni milegi?"
"Abe kisi ko lenge toh bolna....sab chai samosa sutta maar ke nikal lenge!!"- one of my frnd said taking a deep puff of cigg. I was little shocked and felt silly and thought-" yaar itni mehngi shirt bekaar chali gyi!!!".
Well...after all the education from my frndz we all went toward d giant auditorium ( felt as if we were in war zone)
There were continious noise....some were playing games(making strategy)...some love birds are thinking about there future(marriage or honeymoon)...and i was sitting at the last seat....just memorizing the page(introduction one) which i had prepared last night as how to show up...
After interval ....my name was called and i was assuming myself as a prince who is going to be king just after teeka(rajya abhishek!!!)....but my frnd one sentence shattered ol my dreams..he said -"Ghanta nikal payega yeh interview" and I was like..."baat mein dum hai but fir bhi hum kaha kum hai".!!!!! (Over confidence...you know...)

"What the hell"...my mind shouted....there were three big interviewer and i was alone....one was like old man directly coming from an old orphanage....the other was like villian of dabanng two(ya wanted also)....and one cute and lovely lady..!!! But it was ...!!!! Even worse..
Before i was going to sit at my chair ....i first wish d old man ... He was happy .... Then second man....he was also....but forget to wish that women!!!!.....actually i was still remembering my introduction speech tat i forget to wish her first... Sad!!!!
As you all know....."ghayal sherni aur beizaat hone wala insaan kisi ko ni chorta"...same happened to me.
"I will take his interview"....sound echoed in the room....words came with evil smile from her...!!!
"Pehle se dare aadmi ko kitna daraoge" ....well i said to my mind to go with d flow...
Tell me about yourself....the line which tell your all the things..(aukaat u can say )..

Well if u r thinking that i would have become dumb at that time.....u thought right!!! I did'nt utter any word about myself...instead i was just focussing from where i should start....the school story...or the college story...the school board marks...or d college back paper clearance date....the permanent address aur our temporary alfa2 house no.....mine thought or d the best cum kamina frnd who told me that they all are just wasting time by eating samosa....!!!

"Ohk ohk no prob....tell me about ur subjects u have opted in ur engineering stream"...some sensible question which was then asked by old age person.......but what to tell ...which subject to tell...today also i dont know in which subject i got the good and bad marks .....as our marksheet shows code language instead of the name of d subject!!!!!
Well well.....i tried to overcome this situation by telling electrical engineering....BSA....Thermodynamics...(seriously right now i dont know there meaning also in my todays life)

Well can u work in BPO...as consultancy company ....hiring for marketing company.......seriously at that time these words are like a dream come true for me....as i always treated myself, low self esteemed boy with no such energy to motivate myself......so without any hesitation....i said yes!!!

We will let u know....but u have to really work on ur personality...your confidence...ur esteem and your goal....you are not a fixed boy....you should first fixed ur inner thought and then go for the interview... :) ... Words come from that old man...whom i thought was ugly....but his words...his words i still remembers....!!!! " Boy dont think too much ...just go with d flow...and always wish first...the women"

"Thanku maam and sir", i walk away from that room by putting my head downward......but that evil smile of that women, that sympathic eyes from that old man and the look from that person...... still reminds me....that............

"Ghanta kuch ni milega life mein seedhe banke"